Monthly Archives: December 2009

Avatar

20 December 2009
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b>My one word review: Incredible!

My one sentence review: How can you not like a movie with blue people? (My favorite color is blue.)

Avatar is one of those movies that when it ends you just want to be alone with your thoughts for awhile and somehow stay in the place the movie took you to. You turn off the radio on the drive home. You don’t talk to anyone. You just sit and let the movie sink into your brain.

Not an Obama Fan

4 December 2009

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little TJ.

The teacher asked Little TJ why he has decided to be different…again.

Little TJ said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?”

Little TJ said, “Because I’m a libertarian.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a libertarian.  Little TJ answered, “Well, my Mom’s a libertarian and my Dad’s a libertarian, so I’m a libertarian.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little TJ replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”

Organized Crime

4 December 2009
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